A little background: I went to Petco some time ago to see if they had anything for our dog's *beastly* breath. The nice gentleman on duty squatted down to eye-level with Vito and said, "Let's take a look." He grabbed Vito's snout, pried back the little doggie lips, only to be greeted with what was probably the worst stench he'd ever smelled in all his days as a Petco employee. He reeled backward in horror and asked me, "Does this dog eat his own feces?" Apalled by his query, of course I replied, "No!"
I'm not so sure my declaration was correct. We came home from costume hunting tonight to find a bathroom littered with dirty daipers (the brown kind) and a really hyper/suspicious-looking Vito. We try to keep the bathroom doors closed, but sometimes (like tonight) we forget. So if there is anyone not completely grossed out and still reading, my question is this: would it be wrong to lace the garbage with something (not lethal or hurtful--we still want to keep the dog) to maybe deter him from further mutilating our garbage?
I'm not so sure my declaration was correct. We came home from costume hunting tonight to find a bathroom littered with dirty daipers (the brown kind) and a really hyper/suspicious-looking Vito. We try to keep the bathroom doors closed, but sometimes (like tonight) we forget. So if there is anyone not completely grossed out and still reading, my question is this: would it be wrong to lace the garbage with something (not lethal or hurtful--we still want to keep the dog) to maybe deter him from further mutilating our garbage?
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