26 February 2009
David's Little Trick
21 February 2009
Busiest Week Ever!
12 February 2009
A Greener Pocatello
It's finally happening! Pocatello is getting a curbside recycling program! And there are already over 2000 people pre-registered for it (the program doesn't start til Spring)! Here's the crazy thing, though: I haven't registered for it yet, and I don't know if I'm going to. Don't get me wrong; I'm not against recycling--I'm very much in favor of it. The thing is, I already have a service come pick up my recyclables for free, and the city wants to charge five dollars. Five dollars isn't much. But it's more than free. Also, the company that picks up my recyclables is a residential home for adults with special needs. They go around the city picking up recyclables from anyone who has signed up for their free program, then the residents of the home sort the stuff and take it to the local recycling center and get cash for it (actually, I don't know how much sorting they even have to do, because I'm supposed to sort everything before they come pick it up from my house).
So even though I am ecstatic that Pocatello has realized the importance of recycling,* I'm probably not going to participate until I am no longer able to have my recycling picked up for free and benefit someone else at the same time.
*I feel like in these big, spacious, sparsely populated Western states there still exists a sort of attitude of "We'll never run out of resources, and there will always be enough space for landfills, and if not we'll just burn our trash. The skies are still blue, the grass is still green, Earth Day some other day." This is the vibe I get sometimes.
11 February 2009
Pay it Forward
09 February 2009
Sometimes Life is Like This
Thinking of Having Kids?
Do this 15 step program first!
Lesson 1
- Go to the grocery store.
- Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
- Go home.
- Pick up the paper.
- Read it for the last time.
Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their...
- Methods of discipline.
- Lack of patience.
- Appallingly low tolerance levels.
- Allowing their children to run wild.
- Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breast-feeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior. Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.
A really good way to discover how the nights might feel...
- Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pound s, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)
- At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.
- Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.
- Set the alarm for 3AM.
- As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.
- Go to bed at 2:45AM.
- Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.
- Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.
- Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)
Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.
Lesson 4
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out...
- Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.
- Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
- Stick your fingers in the flower bed.
- Then rub them on the clean walls.
- Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.
- Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons.
Lesson 5
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.
- Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.
- Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.
Lesson 6
- Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and a jar of paint, turn it into an alligator.
- Now take the tube from a roll of toilet paper. Using only Scotch tape and a piece of aluminum foil, turn it into an attractive Christmas candle .
- Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty packet of Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.
Lesson 7
Forget the BM W and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.
- Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
- Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
- Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
- Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
Lesson 8
- Get ready to go out.
- Sit on the floor of your bathroom reading picture books for half an hour.
- Go out the front door.
- Come in again. Go out.
- Come back in.
- Go out again.
- Walk down the front path.
- Walk back up it.
- Walk down it again.
- Walk very slowly down the sidewalk for five minutes.
- Stop, inspect minutely, and ask at least 6 questions about every cigarette butt, piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue, and dead insect along the way.
- Retrace your steps.
- Scream that you have had as much as you can stand until the neighbors come out and stare at you.
- Give up and go back into the house.
Lesson 9
Repeat everything you have learned at least (if not more than) five times.
Lesson 10
- Go to the local grocery store.
- Take with you the closest thing you can find to a preschool child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice).
- If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat.
- Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight.
- Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.
Lesson 11
- Hollow out a melon.
- Make a small hole in the side.
- Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.
- Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.
- Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.
- Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.
- You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.
Lesson 12
- Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street , Barney,Disney, the Teletubbies, and Pokemon.
- Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel or Noggin for at least five years. (I know,you're thinking What's 'Noggin'?) Exactly the point.
Lesson 13
- Move to the tropics.
- Find or make a compost pile.
- Dig down about halfway and stick your nose in it.
- Do this 3-5 times a day for at least two years.
Lesson 14
- Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying 'mommy' repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each 'mommy;'occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required).
- Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years.
Lesson 15
- Start talking to an adult of your choice.
- Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt sleeve, or elbow while playing the 'mommy' tape made from Lesson 14 above.
07 February 2009
It's Just Ketchup
Drew had made his own "breakfast" of Kraft Singles and ketchup. He was very proud of it, but for some reason didn't eat it.
This afternoon Owen and Drew decided they were going to play in the back yard with Vito. Owen put his shoes on by himself:
He's wearing one snow boot and one shoe. On top of not matching, they're on the wrong feet. He also put his pants on by himself which is why his crotch seam is in front of his right hip instead of his crotch.
When I set up my camera to upload pictures to my computer, I came across this gem by Samantha; seems she's a budding photographer who specializes in self-portraits.
Drew took the following video of Samantha after she took a drink and a swim in Vito's water.
So it would appear as though my kids are becoming more independent and self-reliant. They make their own breakfasts, get themselves dressed, they even entertain themselves and each other. (It gives credence to the old adage be careful what you wish for, you just may get it.) Now if only the kids had the wiping thing down.
02 February 2009
Superbowl XLIII !
Three years ago; Drew's and Owen's first Steelers Superbowl!
Yesterday; Samantha's first Steelers Superbowl! (I wanted to put her in one of the shirts Drew and Owen wore, but it seems I got rid of them. So Samantha is dressed in Drew's Halloween costume from a couple years ago. Yep, she's a football.)
Love the timer pictures. Just push the button and run, and hope you get sat down and the kids cooperate before the flash goes off. This was the only one that looked at all like it worked, out of about five pictures.